More Wisdom from Phoenicians in MySpace

A collection of quotes posted on the profiles of MySpacers in the Phoenix Megapolitan area...

"I strive to be the kind of woman that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil himself says, 'Oh Shit! The bitch is up!' "
~ Sapphire Fairy

"Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it." ~ J Rad

"For a pessimist, I'm pretty optimistic"

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."

"Friendship is like peeing in your pants... Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants."

"What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others."

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." ~Samuel Johnson

"No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care."

"When you come up against a wall, put in a door."

"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."

"Life is only therapy... Real Expensive... No Guarantee."

"Being normal is just crazy."

"If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning."

"Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine equals thou shalt enjoy more pleasure; in the society of thy superiors thou shalt find more profit. To be the best in the company is the way to grow worse." ~Francis Quarles (1592 - 1644)

"Even if you're on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there."